Thursday, October 30, 2008


this is my blog.

so i've sorta been waiting to post anything until i determined the visual element of the blog, but then i decided i could not design this aspect without first knowing its soul. this had come up:

hot dog:pimp steak::cat's asshole:hot dog (the same revelation! or, perhaps further: hot dog:pimp steak:cat's asshole:hot dog(!); i never realized...)

anyway, something like that-- in thinking with the blog's suitably clever name (thanks, adam), i'd like to offer my advice. and talk shit. and observe.

this could be a bad or disappointing idea, but i'm feeling pretty up for it-- i mean, what the hell, right? sheeeee-it.

any questions?


elisabeth said...

so if a hot dog is a pimp steak, what is a whore sandwich?

. said...

My first question: Do questions asked in the comment area count as questions which you will answer? If not, are you going to not answer them? If so, can I cancel this question and ask a different one? Can I ask Metal Gear questions?

derspete said...

ooh! my first questions! thanks for your interest :) (<-- blog precedent)

Q1: a fallen over big montana from arby's, of course!

Q2/3/4/5: yes/--/yes/please do, snake.

warmest regards,
&ers l&ers

A. Peterson said...

Wait, did I miss the question period?

Noooooooo! I've wasted my question!